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actual medical reports ...

Dicen que los médicos no saben escribir, pero hay algunos que tampoco se les da bien redactar.

Asunto: Informes hospitalarios que pasarán a la posteridad! Frases sacadas de historiales médicos o de informes reales.

(comentarios "copiraig")

* The patient has no history of suicides. (Go, lucky)

* rigors but had not experienced spasms, but her husband said that yesterday was very hot in bed. (Pues. .. that has been)

* The patient refused autopsy. (of course)

* The patient says he feels a sharp pain in the penis that extends to the feet. (Ojito with)

* slipped on the ice and his legs were in directions opposed to early December. (We are in February and have not returned)

* For when he entered, his heart had stopped beating and he was much better. (Where will stop)

* On the second day the knee was better and the third was completely gone. (as seen by the knee!)

* Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. ( it is either a slip)

* The patient has chest pain if she lies
left side for a year. (that's nothing, one year on the other breast and passed)

* The patient is depressed since she began visiting in 1983. (The knee was faster than him.)

* The patient's medical history was insignificant, an increase weight of a kilo over the past three days. (was an elephant?)

* The patient does not stop mourn. Also appears to be depressed. (But hey, only parachute)

* The patient left the hospital feeling much better except for her original complaints. (This is a hospital "Bueno" How you are treated!)

* male subject of sixty-nine, but healthy-looking decrepit. Active mental state, but forgetful. (This is the blood)

* The patient expired on the floor quietly. (Especially not to be nervous)

* The skin was moist and dry. (Ole)

* The baby came out, cut the umbilical cord and was handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately. (The child's a prodigy and a pediatrician huevazos, mourn for something as normal

...)) * The rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. (thank goodness, poor straight, if it becomes a thyroid "XXL "...)

* The patient" tube "waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. (and Ole Ole )


* He said he had been constipated for most of his life, until 1989, when she divorced. (and what was the greatest joy?)

* The patient dolores de cabeza ocasionales, constantes, infrecuentes.(En qué quedamos, a ver.)

* El paciente gozaba de buena salud, hasta que su avioneta se quedó sin combustible y se estrelló.(Este médico era presentador de telediarios)

* El examen de los genitales resultó negativo, excepto por el pie derecho.(Madre de Dios, Madre de Dios, Madre de Dios)

* El paciente vive con su madre, su padre y una tortuga como mascota, que acude a clases de formación profesional tres veces por semana.(P'a que luego digan de las tortugas)