real answers ... This is an e-mail that has been written by a professor at the ESO.
exam consists of questions with corresponding respuestasde alumnos.LO
BEST OF ALL ... TEACHER'S COMMENTS
written in parentheses.
- How many continents are there?
About 150, although I have not been at all. I know the
Majadahonda and Alcobendas. Anyway, now called Carrefour.
(uffff)
- WHAT TYPES OF ANIMALS ARE THERE?
Sheep, cattle and guarrino.
(Yes, and cerdino and puerquino)
- MEDIA HAS LUNG CAPACITY TO MAN? About 5000 liters
(This must be a family of wolves that brought down the houses of the piglets
)
- WHO FOUNDED Athens?
Athens was founded by Cesar eighth to taste.
(Cagate parrot)
-THE BAROQUE: Style
things made of clay.
(As its name suggests)
-vernacular
The spoken in the saloons.
(Aaaah, so I do not hear what they say when I go to a tavern
, I thought it was because of the hassle, but it is
Treaty is a new language)
-DERIVED FROM MILK:
Cow.
(Si, derived from cow milk the bull)
-STIMULATING THE NERVOUS SYSTEM:
Coffee, snuff and women.
(Damn boy, you've clavao and women is that they take you out of your
boxes ...)
-POTTER:
who is a bluff.
(Lamplighter, which makes things of clay or something baroque)
-MARSUPIALS:
animals carrying tits in a bag.
(These marsupials are approximately degenerate)
-POLYGON:
Man with many women.
(5 women Pentagon, Hexagon 6 ... and so on)
- COMMENT ON 2 MAY SOMETHING:
In what year?
(Here, hesitating you know them all from 1576)
-COLLECTOR OF STAMPS:
Syphilitic.
(To know where to put their stamps are very vicious, these, and those who collect butterflies ...
worst)
-DERIVED FROM MILK:
rice milk.
(Derived from rice, milk rice)
-THE SUBJECT OF THE SENTENCE (ELLIPTICAL): Epileptic
.
(and the pronoun had Parkinson)
-GREEK ART:
They made jugs.
(Centuries of art summarized in a fucking sentence)
-CITA INTERNATIONAL:
The OJE. 'Boyes Chaos', USA, USS, and UNI, police, firefighters, lifeguards and Red Cross
, ITT and the Mexico Olympics, FIFA, UEFA, EU,
NASA and USSR.
(The 'Boyes Chaos' is that they are universal)
-PEDIATRICIAN: Medical
feet.
(life convinced that they were pedophiles and not pediatricians)
-WORK AND ENERGY: Working
is if we take a chair and put it somewhere else, and energy
when the chair is standing alone.
(And strength is when the chair is broken)
-QUEVEDO:
was lame but only a foot ..
(Buff, thank goodness we have it clarified)
-A WORM WORM THAN GROUND:
Worm sea.
(if it is put to egg)
-a marsupial:
The chimpanzee.
(Yes, but not everyone, only those who wear the boobs in a bag)
-THE INNER EAR:
consists of utricle and Dracula.
(against ignorance ... imagination)
- DO YOU KNOW ANY PLANT NO FLOWERS?
know.
(and how to ask a question me again I'll break your face)
-SHELLFISH:
Are those animals you see in bars, such as crab.
(And growing on squid sandwiches)
-FOSSILS:
gentlemen are very old.
(In an excavation found a beret solidified grandfather)
extra cheese are animals of great museums, such as Madrid.
(If you plant a fossil and grow anywhere)
-POLAR ANIMALS:
Ursa Major and Ursa Minor.
(Do not forget the constellation of Orion, often bicharraco)
-COUNTRIES THAT ARE THE BENELUX:
Belgium, Luxembourg and Neanderthal.
(Man, the Dutch have apes face but not much)
-EXAMPLE OF REPTILES:
The Serpent 'slut'
(If that dress like sluts)
-REPTILES:
are animals that are dissolved in water. A dangerous reptile is the alligator
Spain.
(next to my house there is a crocodile pond with deck, plagaditos
hear we are in Spain. And yes ... the bastards are dissolved as
aspirin)
-VOLCANOES:
In Mallorca is the Teide. Sea water solidifies and out
the crater.
(Yes, that is the side of the Pyrenees. Salen even octopus in
eruptions)
-EARTHQUAKES:
are sudden movements that people swallow.
(I would not meet such a sudden movement by the street
)
-ARTERIES:
They are flexible plastic tubes.
(I already was born with a pacemaker and all)
-THE SIXTH COMMANDMENT:
fornicating not your father and your mother.
(fucking church. Always bitter people)
-a Velazquez:
The Triplets.
(!)
- WHERE WAS JESUS \u200b\u200bBAPTIZED?
In Rio de Janeiro.
(With Ronaldinho and Romario, what a party stuck)
-GEOGRAPHY:
In Holland, every 4 people, one is a cow.
(Whether, and to social security listed.'re Avanzadisimos)
-RELIGION:
Cain killed Abel with a donkey's gizzard.
(It cost him, but eventually got it)
-THE CEREBELLUM:
is the result of the brain.
(How best is it in juice)
-FELIPE II:
proxy born in Valladolid.
(Not to say balls)
- WHO Invented the lightning rod?
Frankenstein.
(Fact and Fiction, is the difference?)
-INSECTS:
Malaria is caused by the fly 'SS'.
(flies Fucking Nazis ...)
- WHAT DOES IT MEAN LEUKOCYTE?
As its name suggests, Leu animal means, and Cocito, small.
(Obviously, you have to be stupid not to realize)
-TRUNK PARTS:
navel, waist and
nipple (the nipple is a vital organ humans)
-AMPHIBIANS:
of frogs eggs hatch into larvae called sperm.
(Mmmmmh, sperm in ponds ... interesting)
- Who was Hannibal?
was a head cartilage.
(!)
-THE CONQUEST OF MEXICO:
was performed by two Extremadura: Menendez y Pelayo.
(Or maybe Ortega y Gasset?)
These are photos of the birthday cake I made for my husband several weeks ago. The occasion deserved a special cake as it will have fallen 40 Añaza !!!!! 
FRIENDS THANK YOU !!!!!!! 
ciutadella 
This cake commissioned a mom who wanted to spend a very special birthday to your baby, and wanted to meet up the last of the wishes of his small, so I have to say that although the The cake I have, the design is the birthday (6 years old), she told his mother how he wanted his birthday cake and I just to follow as closely as possible the indications .... Ana Elizabeth was certainly very happy when finally saw the cake that her daughter had made cake ... I thought I was also happy because there is nothing better to do how the effort was worthwhile. 
The cake consisted of two floors in a square shape and asymmetrical, the ground floor of chocolate cake filled with chocolate truffle frosting and the top floor of carrot cake and cinnamon and chocolate frosting milk, all decorated with fondant with clouds and 6 princesses are 10 inch dolls dressed in chocolate fondant cake dyed. 
Duration of activity: 30 hours (3 credits from the University) 
