real answers ... This is an e-mail that has been written by a professor at the ESO.
exam consists of questions with corresponding respuestasde alumnos.LO
BEST OF ALL ... TEACHER'S COMMENTS
written in parentheses.
- How many continents are there?
About 150, although I have not been at all. I know the
Majadahonda and Alcobendas. Anyway, now called Carrefour.
(uffff)
- WHAT TYPES OF ANIMALS ARE THERE?
Sheep, cattle and guarrino.
(Yes, and cerdino and puerquino)
- MEDIA HAS LUNG CAPACITY TO MAN? About 5000 liters
(This must be a family of wolves that brought down the houses of the piglets
)
- WHO FOUNDED Athens?
Athens was founded by Cesar eighth to taste.
(Cagate parrot)
-THE BAROQUE: Style
things made of clay.
(As its name suggests)
-vernacular
The spoken in the saloons.
(Aaaah, so I do not hear what they say when I go to a tavern
, I thought it was because of the hassle, but it is
Treaty is a new language)
-DERIVED FROM MILK:
Cow.
(Si, derived from cow milk the bull)
-STIMULATING THE NERVOUS SYSTEM:
Coffee, snuff and women.
(Damn boy, you've clavao and women is that they take you out of your
boxes ...)
-POTTER:
who is a bluff.
(Lamplighter, which makes things of clay or something baroque)
-MARSUPIALS:
animals carrying tits in a bag.
(These marsupials are approximately degenerate)
-POLYGON:
Man with many women.
(5 women Pentagon, Hexagon 6 ... and so on)
- COMMENT ON 2 MAY SOMETHING:
In what year?
(Here, hesitating you know them all from 1576)
-COLLECTOR OF STAMPS:
Syphilitic.
(To know where to put their stamps are very vicious, these, and those who collect butterflies ...
worst)
-DERIVED FROM MILK:
rice milk.
(Derived from rice, milk rice)
-THE SUBJECT OF THE SENTENCE (ELLIPTICAL): Epileptic
.
(and the pronoun had Parkinson)
-GREEK ART:
They made jugs.
(Centuries of art summarized in a fucking sentence)
-CITA INTERNATIONAL:
The OJE. 'Boyes Chaos', USA, USS, and UNI, police, firefighters, lifeguards and Red Cross
, ITT and the Mexico Olympics, FIFA, UEFA, EU,
NASA and USSR.
(The 'Boyes Chaos' is that they are universal)
-PEDIATRICIAN: Medical
feet.
(life convinced that they were pedophiles and not pediatricians)
-WORK AND ENERGY: Working
is if we take a chair and put it somewhere else, and energy
when the chair is standing alone.
(And strength is when the chair is broken)
-QUEVEDO:
was lame but only a foot ..
(Buff, thank goodness we have it clarified)
-A WORM WORM THAN GROUND:
Worm sea.
(if it is put to egg)
-a marsupial:
The chimpanzee.
(Yes, but not everyone, only those who wear the boobs in a bag)
-THE INNER EAR:
consists of utricle and Dracula.
(against ignorance ... imagination)
- DO YOU KNOW ANY PLANT NO FLOWERS?
know.
(and how to ask a question me again I'll break your face)
-SHELLFISH:
Are those animals you see in bars, such as crab.
(And growing on squid sandwiches)
-FOSSILS:
gentlemen are very old.
(In an excavation found a beret solidified grandfather)
extra cheese are animals of great museums, such as Madrid.
(If you plant a fossil and grow anywhere)
-POLAR ANIMALS:
Ursa Major and Ursa Minor.
(Do not forget the constellation of Orion, often bicharraco)
-COUNTRIES THAT ARE THE BENELUX:
Belgium, Luxembourg and Neanderthal.
(Man, the Dutch have apes face but not much)
-EXAMPLE OF REPTILES:
The Serpent 'slut'
(If that dress like sluts)
-REPTILES:
are animals that are dissolved in water. A dangerous reptile is the alligator
Spain.
(next to my house there is a crocodile pond with deck, plagaditos
hear we are in Spain. And yes ... the bastards are dissolved as
aspirin)
-VOLCANOES:
In Mallorca is the Teide. Sea water solidifies and out
the crater.
(Yes, that is the side of the Pyrenees. Salen even octopus in
eruptions)
-EARTHQUAKES:
are sudden movements that people swallow.
(I would not meet such a sudden movement by the street
)
-ARTERIES:
They are flexible plastic tubes.
(I already was born with a pacemaker and all)
-THE SIXTH COMMANDMENT:
fornicating not your father and your mother.
(fucking church. Always bitter people)
-a Velazquez:
The Triplets.
(!)
- WHERE WAS JESUS \u200b\u200bBAPTIZED?
In Rio de Janeiro.
(With Ronaldinho and Romario, what a party stuck)
-GEOGRAPHY:
In Holland, every 4 people, one is a cow.
(Whether, and to social security listed.'re Avanzadisimos)
-RELIGION:
Cain killed Abel with a donkey's gizzard.
(It cost him, but eventually got it)
-THE CEREBELLUM:
is the result of the brain.
(How best is it in juice)
-FELIPE II:
proxy born in Valladolid.
(Not to say balls)
- WHO Invented the lightning rod?
Frankenstein.
(Fact and Fiction, is the difference?)
-INSECTS:
Malaria is caused by the fly 'SS'.
(flies Fucking Nazis ...)
- WHAT DOES IT MEAN LEUKOCYTE?
As its name suggests, Leu animal means, and Cocito, small.
(Obviously, you have to be stupid not to realize)
-TRUNK PARTS:
navel, waist and
nipple (the nipple is a vital organ humans)
-AMPHIBIANS:
of frogs eggs hatch into larvae called sperm.
(Mmmmmh, sperm in ponds ... interesting)
- Who was Hannibal?
was a head cartilage.
(!)
-THE CONQUEST OF MEXICO:
was performed by two Extremadura: Menendez y Pelayo.
(Or maybe Ortega y Gasset?)
